Archive for the ‘That Was a Big No-No’ Category

Just When You Think You’ve Seen It All…

Friday, September 4th, 2009

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Gotta Eat!

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

I guess folks in Iowa think their Smurfs can be bought real cheap. Seems the 25 year old drunk fella in this story thought he could get out of the whole driving under the influence thing by trying to bribe the arresting Smurf with the offer of a free sub. It didn’t work. Oh my. Imagine that. Maybe he should have gone for the combo meal… :D

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You Have the Right to Remain Stupid

Monday, November 26th, 2007

If I didn’t see it with my very own eyes I…well, you know.

Dude came into Smurf Village today (aka Police HQ) and ended up in my bureau applying for a permit for his soon to open business establishment. Seems he wanted to be able to have a certain type of “dancing” in his business…wink, wink. Anywho…

While Mr. Dude was waiting, the detective that was working with him stumbled onto a bit of interesting information. Yep, seems Mr. We Should Be Dancing was actually Mr. Illegal Immigrant with an outstanding federal felony warrant on him. Oh yeah. Hilarity ensued as the “mexican jumping bean” was quickly cuffed and whisked away…all to dance another day…south of the border of course.

Could he be any more stupid? We are the police. You are a wanted felon. You came to us and were surprised we caught you. Dumb, dumb, dumb. Bye bye now.

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Say What?

Monday, November 19th, 2007

I’m sorry but how does this even happen? Apparently, the lady in this news story decided to go diddy bopping onto a runway and got hit in the head by a plane…oh yeah…you read that right. She got hit in the head by an airplane as it was taxiing to takeoff.

Umm, excuse me, but how do you not see a plane coming? Just a question.

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Bad Cop – No Donut

Monday, July 9th, 2007

Oh, see now, that’s just wrong. This over zealous cop manhandled an elderly woman and hauled her off to jail for the high crime of not watering her lawn! I kid you not. Read about it by clicking here.

A little common sense and a LOT of manners would have gone a long way here pal. Oh, and what’s the deal with the handcuffs? Can you say overkill? Get a grip.

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Whoops

Monday, May 21st, 2007

This San Francisco State Senator voted to fine folks who are caught using a cell phone while driving. Then she had an accident…using a cell phone while driving…she rear-ended someone…imagine that!!

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Principal with no Principles

Thursday, March 1st, 2007

This gives a whole new meaning to going to the principal’s office:

Principal Dealer

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Ummmm, Not Such a Good Idea

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007

Can you say “cocaine” children? Teacher Snorts Drugs in Front of Class

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