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Obama Names Clinton to Top Role in His Team

Barack Obama’s beloved grandmother, Madelyn Dunham, lovingly known as Toot, has passed away. The Bone is deeply saddened that she did not live to see her grandson become president of the United States and deeply saddened that her grandson has lost such a central and vital part of his life.

For you, Sir, I pray that you will always remember the things that she taught you…both in words and in deeds…and understand that such an essential and significant force can never really be lost to us if we strive to carry their essence with us…every step of every day…leaving bits of their wisdom along our way.

May God bless you and your family in this time of sorrow and need…

Marilyn Mock went to a housing auction for foreclosed houses in Dallas, Texas and, while she was there, she struck up a conversation with a woman who was crying over losing her house. On a whim, Marilyn Mock bought the woman’s house and gave it back to her. Wow! How cool is that? Marilyn Mock is my new favorite person. I want to be just like her when I grow up!

Click the picture to read about it.

My idea of an awesome White House?

President Barack Obama
Vice President Joe Biden
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton
Secretary of Defense Colin Powell

Now, THAT’S a SUPER POWER!!!!!!

GOD BLESS AMERICA

I still believe these people wouldn’t have been thinking like this in the first place if the seeds hadn’t been planted by the McCain Campaign and tended with Miracle-Gro but, he did the right thing and I do applaud him for that. Vote for him? No. Applaud him? Yes.

God Bless Ron & Nicole

Some things are just too stupid for words. This is hilarious and, unfortunately, happened right here in my wonderful City. Proof positive of the dumbness of criminals…

You can read the whole story right here. Oh yeah, don’t forget to read the comments too…they are even better. My favorite one is this gem submitted by robertl71461 entitled “Proper Procedure”…

“You have to pull the steering wheel back towards your chest for proper lift-off of a vehicle. Don’t they teach this stuff in school anymore?”

Oh, and of course we must present this gleaming specimen of human existence with The No No Chicken!

I guess folks in Iowa think their Smurfs can be bought real cheap. Seems the 25 year old drunk fella in this story thought he could get out of the whole driving under the influence thing by trying to bribe the arresting Smurf with the offer of a free sub. It didn’t work. Oh my. Imagine that. Maybe he should have gone for the combo meal…