Archive for the ‘What’s the News’ Category

Oh My, My, My

Tuesday, March 13th, 2007

This is just too hilarious to pass up…ever. There’s a fella in Cincinnati who is about to be a father of 6. He currently has no children but, between August and October of this year, 6 different women will be giving birth to his children. His explanation when asked about this by a judge in open court?

“I be concubining.”

That’s really what he said! Click the link and see for yourself. Good Lord in heaven…and this bastion of human intelligence is reproducing! Imagine the consequences. Pity. Pity.

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Principal with no Principles

Thursday, March 1st, 2007

This gives a whole new meaning to going to the principal’s office:

Principal Dealer

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Ummmm, Not Such a Good Idea

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007

Can you say “cocaine” children? Teacher Snorts Drugs in Front of Class

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Famous? Well, Maybe…

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006

Here’s the “lights, camera, action” I referred to a couple of posts ago. Well, maybe it’s more the “Stop the presses” kind of action.

If you click on the really cool picture of my bonecollecting self below, you will be taken to this morning’s front page news story of an amazing endeavor I was blessed to be a part of…

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Canned!

Tuesday, November 21st, 2006

Thank God. The world does have a conscience and the media has actually been listening to us. O. J.’s crap has been flushed. Excellent news.

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Steve Irwin – Crocodile Hunter

Monday, September 4th, 2006

Rest in peace

“The world has lost a great wildlife icon, a passionate conservationist and one of the proudest Dads on the planet. He died doing what he loves best and left this world in a happy and peaceful state of mind. Crocs Rule!”

~ John Staiton (Producer & Close Friend)

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The Scream

Thursday, August 31st, 2006

Edvard Munch can now rest in peace and the artworld can breathe a sigh of relief. His masterpiece has been recovered by Oslo police!

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Go Directly to Jail…

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006

Do not pass “Go”…Do not collect $200…Do not think you fooled us…not even a little bit. Scott Dyleski got convicted of Pamela Vitale’s murder. As well he should have.

Check out sweet innocent Scott’s appearance at the time of the murder…

Now look at his “Beaver Cleaver” self when he goes to court…

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Dude!!! What’s up with that???

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A Little Lamb

Wednesday, August 9th, 2006

Ishbaniban had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow
And everywhere Ishbaniban went
He said the lamb was cloned

Yeah, okay.

DISCLAIMER {No actual lambs or lamb-like material were harmed in the composing of this little ditty. Ishbaniban is a fictional character from the mind of the composer and is not meant to reflect or resemble any known individual of Middle Eastern descent.}

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Big Question

Wednesday, July 12th, 2006

If your spacecraft is inflatable, doesn’t that mean that it is also deflatable?

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