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Yes, Children of The Bone, Clorox has been bleached so the ban is hereby lifted!
Tonight the Twinklers will once again be jigglin’ on The Bone’s TV. Now to get rid of Stick Woman Lucci. Hmmm, what to do, what to do? Truly, it shouldn’t take much. She’s only holding on by the skin of her…well, we won’t go there…down Bruno.
Anywho, back to the jigglin’ and twinklin’ and all that kinda stuff! To be honest, I missed it. I just couldn’t stomach Clorox any longer. Just a little more dead wood to get rid of…get it?…dead wood?…Stick Woman?…ah, forget it…Enjoy the show.
…I can’t stands no more!
The Bone is now in Official Boycott of Jigglin’ with the Twinklers…or maybe I should say The Clorox Bleachman Show. Good Gourd, she couldn’t even let the little kids have their moment in the spotlight on national TV without her being in the middle of it…and now Toni goes home while Wonder Mouth lives to menace us with another week of bizarre antics? I’ve seen enough. I’ll be tuning in elsewhere from here on out.
Even though stodgy old Len and vacillating Bruno didn’t care for it, I loved Toni & Alec’s Waltz. I thought it was awesome. Clorox? Not so much. I don’t know who keeps voting for her but they should be stripped of their phones and computers and exiled from the land! Come on folks, she was beyond horrible…and, if Misty had not have gotten hurt, Clorox would have been saved to torture us yet another week anyway! It defies belief!
Anywho…here’s Toni & Alec’s performance for you…
Now I know
Clorox Bleachman Cloris Leachman is a veteran celebrity and all that but you have to admit she is also quite the mouth! Good Lord, that woman can be a bit caustic when she wants to be and it seems she wants to be quite often. Also, while an obvious sentimental favorite, she is not up to par with the remaining dancers and should not be allowed to stay while more deserving dancers are voted off in her place. If we are being honest, we have to admit that really isn’t fair.
I was not at all a fan of Ted “I’m a Man’s Man” McGinley but, come on, he absolutely deserved another week more than Clorox did. That just wasn’t right.
I also felt so bad for Toni Braxton. She looked absolutely terrified being one of the last two and waiting to find out whether or not she had been voted off. It gets so easy to forget that celebrities are still human beings just like the rest of us and rejection is as painful for them as it is for us. If you think about it, it’s almost as if they are waiting to see who gets picked last for the kickball team but they’re doing it on national TV and it is completely based on their performance in a genre that is almost totally foreign to them. To me it makes them more real…more down to earth…more breakable.
So, Clorox, The Bone thinks you need to do the right thing and bow out GRACEFULLY before someone else gets the boot in your place. Oh, and is it just me or did it seem like Erica Kane must have bought out Pine Valley’s entire supply of Glucosamine? She suddenly wasn’t so rickety anymore!
***Don’t forget the premiere of Grey’s Anatomy tonight. Looks like they are going to live up to their usual greatness. I can’t wait! Grey skies are here again!
Jigglin’ with the Twinklers was back again last night with a whole new slate of Twinklers and a few new Pros as well. They all danced last night and tonight someone (Jeff) will be eliminated (Jeff).
The cast this year seems to be pretty evenly spread out with just a few exceptions (Jeff) which are just a bit glaring (Jeff) to say the least (Jeff). My top picks, and again these are only my opinions, but since it is my blog my opinions are the ones that count… I’m liking Cody Linley, Lance Bass, and Toni Braxton, with Toni Braxton being far and away the best of pack.
The OK ones were Brooke Burke, Kim Kardashian, Ted McGinley, Warren Sapp, and Misty May-Treanor. The rest of them are primed for the chopping block…some sooner than others (Jeff).
One thing that totally caught me off guard was the stiffness of Susan Lucci. Who knew that Erica Kane was so rickety? Good Lord! Cloris Leachman had more grace and fluidity of movement than she did. I was stunned. She looked like a stick out there!
Cloris Leachman, though headed for the chopping block soon, will be around for a few shows because she is Cloris Leachman, she is 300 years old, and she is so cool! I did enjoy watching the wonderful lady dance.
Let’s check in tonight and see who gets axed…I say it’s Jeff! Are you surprised?
Absolutely deserving of the perfect score they received! I loved it and I smiled so much all the way through it that my cheeks still hurt today. Great job. These two are my pick to go all the way. Fingers crossed.
Sadly, I think Marlee will be heading home tonight. She gave it a good run and did an incredible job of proving to the world that, once again, a disability doesn’t have to keep you from doing the things you want to do. What a truly graceful and magnificent individual. I am in awe.
By the way, are you so glad Priscilla Press-On is gone? Good lord, was it just me or did it gross you out a bit too watching her trying to be all sexy with a guy young enough to be her grandson? Yuck, yuck, phhfft, phhfftt. Go ahead and admit it…You know when she did the splits, it freaked your happy hips out. Just like me you thought her legs were gonna get stuck like that and when Louie picked her back up they would still be sticking straight out in the air. You know you did!. Well, I can admit it. I absolutely did.
Note to Mario: Dude, do you really want to singlehandedly be the reason Dancing with the Stars gets an “R” rating and kicked off network television? You might have even come close to a soft porn rating there last night a time or two. Howzabout toning it down about 27 notches huh? Come on now, you even told your little tiny brother to watch…that’s just not cool at all. Thumbs down to you. I have no choice but to give you the chicken…
Last night was a pretty good show…for the most part. I do have a couple of questions. First, how is it possible to pull off a bull fight on a unicycle?? I love the Paso Doble but the circus act bit? Not so much.
Second, was Len feeling so bad about slamming Jason last week that he just had to give him a perfect score this week no matter what? The man stumbled. He was not perfect. Stumbled. Not perfect. How does he possibly get 10′s?
My pick to leave this week is Adam Corrosive. Admittedly, he has gotten better but he is still miles and MILES behind everyone else. See ya Adam.
My absolute favorite last night was Derek and Shannon’s Viennese Waltz. It was gorgeous. How about an encore…