Imagine that…right there in Illinois is the Cuss Control Academy. No, no, this is for real. I wonder if they really make a living at this.
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As I was getting into the elevator today to head home for lunch, I noticed Records Lady (not her real name…smile) heading toward the elevator with a very serious look on her face. Being raised as well as I was, I held the elevator and waited for her. It is only a two story building but it was the thought that counted!
Anyway, Records Lady asked me if I had seen Warrant Cop (again, not his real name) come by. I told her I hadn’t seen him and she proceeded to tell me that a guy (Wanted Dude) just walked away from the records window and he had a direct indictment warrant out for him. Warrant Cop was supposed to come up and get him but Wanted Dude had just walked away.
By this time, the elevator door opened (yes, it is that slow) and Records Lady and I came out to an empty lobby. I spotted a rather big mountain of a man in the parking lot and asked Records Lady if he was Wanted Dude. She got really excited and said, “Yeah, that’s him”. Then she disappeared through the door leading down to the Warrant Unit…looking for Warrant Cop.