Archive for the ‘What’s So Funny’ Category

12 Pains of Christmas

Monday, December 1st, 2008

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Funny From Kellie

Friday, November 28th, 2008

Bobbitt Family Update

In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt’s sister, Louella, was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago.

Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been charged with a…

Misdeweiner!!

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Had to Share…

Monday, October 27th, 2008

Caught this on TV this morning in an office at Smurf Village. Loved it! Had to share…

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McCain’s Brain

Friday, October 17th, 2008

These are Awesome!!! Watch them in order…

First Debate

Second Debate

Final Debate

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Oh, So Bad…

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

A friend of mine at Smurf Village is a former Marine and, as such, has an affinity for all things of the military ilk. Recently, his neighbor hit and killed a squirrel while backing out of his driveway. The neighbor’s kids decided to make the best of the situation and, ever so proud of themselves, sent photographic proof of their efforts to my fellow Smurf.

Wanna see?

Are you sure?

You have to be sure…

Okay…

(more…)

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Don’t Do It!

Saturday, September 13th, 2008

Why you should never, ever let your Smurf friends go with you to the emergency room. It won’t be pretty…

Diagnosis? Non – Terminal Hotwingatosis. It was touch and go for a moment there but we handled it. :D

Disclaimer: Identities were obscured to protect the bashful. No actual Smurf business was conducted regardless of perception.

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Yeeee Haawwwwww

Friday, September 12th, 2008

Some things are just too stupid for words. This is hilarious and, unfortunately, happened right here in my wonderful City. Proof positive of the dumbness of criminals…

You can read the whole story right here. Oh yeah, don’t forget to read the comments too…they are even better. My favorite one is this gem submitted by robertl71461 entitled “Proper Procedure”…

“You have to pull the steering wheel back towards your chest for proper lift-off of a vehicle. Don’t they teach this stuff in school anymore?”

Oh, and of course we must present this gleaming specimen of human existence with The No No Chicken!

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The Best 911 Call Ever…EVER

Wednesday, September 10th, 2008

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Officer, This is How the Fight Started

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

I rear-ended the car in front of me. I admit that I was at fault. So, we both pull over to the side of the road, and slowly the driver of the car I hit gets out of his car.

You know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life sometimes seems like suddenly funny? Well, the driver of the car I hit as you can see is a dwarf.

He gets out of his car and I get out of my car. He is frowning and scowling and he storms over to me. Right up close to me he looks up in my face and says, “I AM NOT HAPPY!”

Now Officer I don’t know what possessed me, but I looked down at him and said, “Well, if you’re not Happy…which one are you?”

And that’s when the fight started!

Thanks to Kellie for the funny!!

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I Feel Good…A Little Weird Maybe but Still Good

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

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