Archive for May, 2006

Congrats to the Kid

Thursday, May 18th, 2006

null The Kid graduated from Nursing School this morning. Way to go!! I’m so proud of you.

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Moron

Monday, May 15th, 2006

Headline: Teacher Has Kids Write About Whom They’d Murder

Translation: Can You Say Premeditated Boys and Girls?

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Infuriating

Thursday, May 11th, 2006

The dude that caused the fire at the nightclub in Rhode Island in February of 2003 pleaded guilty to 100 counts of involuntary manslaughter and was sentenced yesterday to…are you ready for this?…4 years in prison. 4 years. That equates to 14.6 days for each person who died that night. Is that all that human life is worth in Rhode Island?? Shame on you Judge Darigan, shame on you.

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What They Really Said…

Thursday, May 11th, 2006

Headline…

NSA Has Massive Database of Americans’ Phone Calls

Translation…

You Talk…We Listen null

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I Want One

Thursday, May 11th, 2006

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Now, I do believe I could be convinced to cut grass all up and down my street if I had one of these. Wheeeee!!

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Bird Flop

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006

null I was so happy to see that ABC’s ridiculously irresponsible bird flu movie got such dismal ratings. It warms my heart to know that folks don’t feel the need to purposely scare the crap out of themselves with a “what if” movie about a remotely possible event. The idea of bird flu is bad enough, especially for the few people who have contracted it, why try to panic people and make matters worse? Bad move ABC. null

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Sweetly Broken

Wednesday, May 10th, 2006

I have run across a song that is just more than I can describe. Simply put, it is awesome and I can’t stop feeling it in my heart.

Click on this link then choose #1, Sweetly Broken.

Wow

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Letter Writing Time

Monday, May 8th, 2006

So, word has it that the president of Iran has written our little shrub a letter. The letter is still on its way to the White House so details of its contents have not yet been released. I’ll bet I know what it says…

Dear George,

I love you. Do you love me? Sign “yes” or “no”.

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Breaking News

Monday, May 8th, 2006

The miners trapped underground in a gold mine in Australia have been rescued!! Thank God.

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Thanks to Jill for This Funny

Sunday, May 7th, 2006

Ever wonder what happened to the guy from Mad Magazine?

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