Archive for August, 2006

Blonde Funny

Thursday, August 31st, 2006

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The Scream

Thursday, August 31st, 2006

Edvard Munch can now rest in peace and the artworld can breathe a sigh of relief. His masterpiece has been recovered by Oslo police!

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Oh Yeah!

Thursday, August 31st, 2006

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Rain?

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006

The clouds…they form.

The wind…it blows.

The thunder…it rolls.

The rain…not so much…

Won’t you join me in a rain dance? I think we are just about to dry up and blow away.

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Fun with Headlines

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006

This gem was on my Google homepage this morning.

You know, you really have to be careful about those exploding turkeys. It can certainly make for a fowl situation. Aw come on, you wouldn’t have let that one get away either!

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Cows Beware

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006

Lynnie Lou stopped by my house yesterday afternoon and, as we walked out the front door for her to leave, she hollered and jumped back. Lord have mercy this is what we saw…

OMG!! Being two strong women armed with semi-automatic firearms, we immediately began screeching and trying to decide how to kill it (I’m pretty sure the neighbors were enjoying the show). Anyway, I started trying to stomp it and it simply seemed to fend off my attempts and keep going. Lynnie Lou jumped down off the porch and attempted to help me in my murderous rampage but psycho ant just WOULD NOT DIE! Finally, Lynnie Lou picked up a large rock, dropped it on psycho ant and proceeded to bounce up and down while standing on the rock. Did it finally die? We don’t know. We got the #@#% out of there.

I goggled the creature this morning and found out that it is/was/might still be a flightless female wasp known as a velvet ant or cow killer. Its sting is reputedly strong enough to kill a cow! I don’t know if that is fact or legend but I would just as soon not have to find out.

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Go Directly to Jail…

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006

Do not pass “Go”…Do not collect $200…Do not think you fooled us…not even a little bit. Scott Dyleski got convicted of Pamela Vitale’s murder. As well he should have.

Check out sweet innocent Scott’s appearance at the time of the murder…

Now look at his “Beaver Cleaver” self when he goes to court…

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Dude!!! What’s up with that???

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Nightmares

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006

Picture it…Chesapeake, 2006…I’m getting ready for bed when a song (if you can call it that) jumps into my head and refuses to let go. Please, click the play button below and join in my nightmare…muhahahahahahaha…Good Lord!!


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Fashion Statement?

Friday, August 25th, 2006

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Puppy Purse. Puhleeeze!!

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Great Prank

Thursday, August 24th, 2006

Pen Prank

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