bonecollector

Sometimes, with a just a few indelicately placed words, your hero can shatter your very being…leaving an ugly and painful wound…truly painful.

Please keep in mind that these are my scores and probably do not reflect the feelings of the judges.

Dance #1

Emmitt – 28 (seemed to drag a little behind Cheryl at first)
Mario – 30 (oh my goodness)

Dance #2

Emmitt – 30 (wow)
Mario – 30 (good lord)

Dance #3

Emmitt – 30 (absolutely amazing…how can he move so featherlike?)
Mario – 29 (I like Latin Mario better than Gangsta Mario)

My pick to win?

Could go either way but I say…

MARIO

“A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.”

~ Mark Twain

Libby is doing wonderfully. She wants to run and wrestle with her sisters but I won’t let her off the leash. Doc said she needs to stay calm for the next few days. I just counted and she has 14 bones out. Now I ask you…how can one little pup chew on 14 bones? I guess that would explain her nickname… “T-Bone”!

My little Libby girl got spayed today. She did very well. Mommy, that’s me, nearly had a nervous breakdown. Give me a break…she’s my baby. She is still quite loopy so she’s been sleeping pretty much ever since we got home. The girls (Sophie & Mollie) don’t understand what’s going on, especially since I won’t let them get anywhere near her right now. We’ll see how it goes tomorrow. I’ll keep you all updated.

He certainly can’t claim he didn’t want to mess up his hair! In the immortal words of Bugs Bunny… “What a maroon”.

Celebrate good times, come on!! Found out today that I got promoted, effective November 16th. I will now have the title of Senior Police Officer. Watch the jokes there. Don’t think I didn’t hear you mention my age just then…

Good Lord I’m bushed! The Kid kidnapped me again yesterday for the third day in a row and I am now simply out of steam. Tonight is mine, mine, mine, and I will defend it to the death. MUHAHAHAHA. The whole kidnapping routine climaxed last night with the purchase of…are you ready?…

A NEW CAR!!!

2007 Honda Civic…rallye red

The Kid did good and she did it all on her own. Aunt Deb was all about moral support and ensuring they didn’t pull anything funny on her. Nice car. Of course, the 2005 Rallye Red Honda Civic she traded in was a nice car too.

How was the weekend? I got kidnapped myself. Yep, The Kid (my niece the nurse) asked me to lunch then proceeded to kidnap my tail for the remainder of the day! She was on a shopping mission and I was trapped. Let’s see…

WalMart, K-Mart, Big Lots, Roses, Farm Fresh, Eckerd

…do you people know how much I HATE shopping? Really, it wasn’t so bad. The Kid is a trip to spend time with…even if I didn’t have a choice.

Don’t know who to credit for this photo but I found it on Drudge Report and couldn’t pass it up. Props to the shutterbug…whomever that may be.