Archive for November, 2008

Funny From Kellie

Friday, November 28th, 2008

Bobbitt Family Update

In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt’s sister, Louella, was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago.

Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been charged with a…

Misdeweiner!!

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Happy Turkey Day!!

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

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Oh Yeah!

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

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They’re the Ones that I Want

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

The Bone has spoken…

The gaudiest trophy in all of Hollywood should go to Brooke & Derek…hands down. They nailed it! Slammed it like a book! End of story! Cha!

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Good One

Friday, November 21st, 2008

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BANNED!

Friday, November 21st, 2008

Oh, the AGONY…for a while there it was horrible. The Bone got BANNED!!! I know! Even WeMightBeKin got banned. The City hired some third party firm to do their “dirty work” for them and we got swept up and thrown out with the garbage! The reason? Are you ready for this?

Adult Content/Pornography

I kid you not. I was stunned. How’s a Smurf supposed to work without daily stops by The Bone and WeMightBeKin? Well, after a couple of well placed e-mails requesting a review of the “gross mis-categorization”, I was sent an apology and a reprieve.

Whew. Still, the wounds will take a while to heal.

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Do What?

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

The Bone had a bit of a head scratching experience last night. You see, I was preparing my laundry for the washing machine when I decided to add some new items I had bought over the weekend. As I was opening the package of step-ins…aka panties, drawers, bloomers…I noticed an arrow on the package and, being ever the inquisitive one, I had to check it out. Hence, the cause of the head scratching.

Tell me, why would there ever, ever be any reason whatsoever to package step-ins in a re-closable bag? I kid you not… re-closable. Is there a reason for this job? At all? Still trying to figure this one out.

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Wouldn’t You Know It…Ugh

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

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Why Is it…

Monday, November 10th, 2008

…when one is happy, the sun shines brighter…the Fall foliage is even more amazing…and every little thing is reason enough to smile?

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Yes We Can…& We Did!!!

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

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