Archive for November, 2008

With Deepest Sympathy

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

Barack Obama’s beloved grandmother, Madelyn Dunham, lovingly known as Toot, has passed away. The Bone is deeply saddened that she did not live to see her grandson become president of the United States and deeply saddened that her grandson has lost such a central and vital part of his life.

For you, Sir, I pray that you will always remember the things that she taught you…both in words and in deeds…and understand that such an essential and significant force can never really be lost to us if we strive to carry their essence with us…every step of every day…leaving bits of their wisdom along our way.

May God bless you and your family in this time of sorrow and need…

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Lifted!

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

Yes, Children of The Bone, Clorox has been bleached so the ban is hereby lifted!

Tonight the Twinklers will once again be jigglin’ on The Bone’s TV. Now to get rid of Stick Woman Lucci. Hmmm, what to do, what to do? Truly, it shouldn’t take much. She’s only holding on by the skin of her…well, we won’t go there…down Bruno.

Anywho, back to the jigglin’ and twinklin’ and all that kinda stuff! To be honest, I missed it. I just couldn’t stomach Clorox any longer. Just a little more dead wood to get rid of…get it?…dead wood?…Stick Woman?…ah, forget it…Enjoy the show.

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