I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics. “How much do you weigh?” she asks.
“115,” I say. The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 140.
The nurse asks, “Your height?”
“5 foot 8,” I say. The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5’5″.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
“Of course it’s high!” I scream, “When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I’m short and fat!”
She put me on Prozac.