1. Special Reports 5 minutes before my soapie was going to go off anyway.
2. Telemarketers…especially those that refer to me as “Mees De Bor Rahh”.
3. Dog toys that last exactly 6 minutes and 32 seconds before being ripped to shreds.
4. Law & Order: Criminal Intent – I tried. I really did but that guy just creeps me out.
5. The Local News – “The sky is falling! The world is burning! We’re all gonna die! More at 11.”