I have so much static electricity in my hair today, I could power my whole house with just my head! I’m off to get a haircut after work to remedy the problem…hopefully. Of course that means that tomorrow morning someone will inevitably say to me, “You got your hair cut!”…to which I will reply, “Thanks, I knew something was different but I just couldn’t put my finger on it.”
Why do people make such stupid statements? Don’t they know that if my hair got cut then I was probably there for the cutting? Maybe they think I was in a coma and, while I was unconscious, someone did me a favor and got my hair cut. Yeah, that’s probably what they think. Duh. Some people just shouldn’t ever be let out of the house.