Just some random thinking on my part:
~ Why do I wake up 10 minutes before my alarm was going to go off anyway?
~ Why do I try to get into a deep sleep for those 10 minutes?
~ Why do puppy kisses chase away any remnants of a bad day?
~ Why are we still talking about Anna Nicole Smith?
~ Why do I go to bed so tired I can hardly hold my eyes open just to lie there wide awake for hours?
~ Why are some people too mean for words?
~ Why does the grammar check tool in Microsoft Word speak Ebonics?
~ Why do people think you must be up to no good when you do something nice for them?
~ Why does bottled water have an expiration date?
~ Why are we still in Afghanistan and Iraq and threatening to go to North Korea and Iran?
~ Why can’t we find Bin Laden?
~ Why do we care what someone did fifty years ago as a child just because they are running for office today?
~ Why does Barak Obama take offense at being called sexy with his shirt off?
~ Why do some folks accept charitable help and then sell it?
~ Why are naps at work a no-no?