Go Upside Their Heads

When I was a bit younger, someone (I don’t remeber who) gave me a Dammit Doll. Ever seen one? Mine looked almost exactly like this one:

Dammit Dolls are awesome because you really can go upside someone’s head with it and not do any “real” bodily harm. Are you paying attention here SilverBlue? The dolls even come with a little ditty…

Whenever things don’t go so well…
And you want to hit the wall and yell…
Here’s a little dammit doll
That you can’t do without.
Just grasp it firmly by the legs
And find a place to slam it
And as you whack the stuffing out
Yell, “DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!”

Hey, if you want to make yourself or someone else a Dammit Doll, just click the doll’s picture above for instructions. Then…SLAM IT, SLAM IT, SLAM IT!

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