Stressed to the Max

Today is the day for me to lose my mind! Oh yes it is. There are federal government lawyers in my office poring over my files. Okay, not so much MY files as the department’s files. It is all stemming from a class action lawsuit that I will not get into with you all here for obvious reasons.

At this moment in time, it is my job to keep MY hips out of court. They are in my office simply because I am the keeper of the files and the guru when it comes to what’s in the files. Of course our City Attorney is keeping watch over me as well so the government lawyers don’t slip me up and get me to say something I shouldn’t say.

Oh, I kid you not. The government just had their own copy machine delivered to make copies of whatever they deem necessary. Good Lord. This is simply unreal. I’m just waiting for the “Men in Black” to show up next.

Did President Shrub approve torture yet? Pray for me.

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One Response to “Stressed to the Max”

  1. vince Says:

    “I remember when, I remember when I lost my mind…. there was something special about that day…”

    from “Crazy” by Gnarls Barkley

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