Breaking News

Hold onto your pocket puppies. Paris Hilton has been cut loose. A news conference should be held in about an hour to explain the circumstances.

Poor baby. I guess she just couldn’t take life in the real big house. :D

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2 Responses to “Breaking News”

  1. Jill Says:

    Ahhh, sweet justice. The billion dollar brat has gone back!

  2. SilverBlue Says:

    The question is: will she PLEASE just GO AWAY after this is over with? I’m sick of people being famous for being famous.

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