I have a very intimate relationship with my clock radio alarm. Very intimate. I know just the right buttons to push. I know just how to make it hum. Very intimate. What do I love most about my clock radio alarm? Oh, I would have to say it is the curve of the Snooze Button. Oh My! So tantalizing.
I love my clock radio alarm. Usually. We had a fight this morning. It was ugly. I slapped it. Repeatedly. I will be filing for divorce later this afternoon.
Stinking clock radio.