Jigglin’ with the Twinklers

What to say? What to say? Well…

The Paso Doble is by far my favorite dance of the Dancing with the Stars repertoire…by far. LOVE. IT. I have oohed and awwed and gushed and swooned over many Pasos in the past and “most” of the performances of last night are worthy of some of the same kudo-like mushiness…most, but not all.

Sabrina blew me away. What a fabulous performance and most deserving of every one of the 10’s she amassed. I have to say hers was probably my favorite of all the Pasos performed by the female celebrities as of yet. She is my pick to go all the way.

Cameron’s Superman Paso was amazing! Wow, did he finally find his niche or what? I was mesmerized from the get go with that one. Great job and one that I think definitely earned him another week on the dance floor.

Another surprise was Jennie Garth’s Paso. I had to catch my breath and do a double take. I thought maybe she had a stunt double look-alike out there. Who was that girl? She really came out of her shell and gave an outstanding performance. Fabulous.

Now then. Let’s talk about Floyd. What the double toothpicks was that? Oh, and why were the judges gushing over him? Are they afraid to tell him he’s awful? What’s the deal? Len commended him on his footwork. What footwork??? He didn’t dance. He didn’t dance at all. He had a bullfight. Well sort of anyway. He pretended that Karina was a bull and then he commenced to kill her with all the grace of…well, with not much grace at all really…and not much dancing either. Dude, watch the tapes. Watch the other three Pasos and then watch your Paso. Yeah…now stop with the whining every week about your low scores and go vote yourself off the show. You are out of your league.

Now for the judges. It never ceases to amaze me that you are so willing to be mean and cruel to someone like Mark Cuban, who really hasn’t done so badly at all, and takes his punches from you each and every week like a gentleman, but you seem unwilling or afraid to speak the obvious to someone like Floyd Mayweather, who will throw temper tantrums and walk off the set when he doesn’t get the scores he thinks he deserves.

Are you afraid of Floyd and think Mark can’t hurt you? Do you think you might run into Floyd in a dark parking garage somewhere and he may make mincemeat out of your face but, since Mark is just coming off of hip replacement surgery, you think you can take him so the gloves are off? How about some fairness and balance here judges? That’s not asking too much is it?

My pick to leave tonight is Floyd but we will just have to wait and see what happens.

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