If I didn’t see it with my very own eyes I…well, you know.
Dude came into Smurf Village today (aka Police HQ) and ended up in my bureau applying for a permit for his soon to open business establishment. Seems he wanted to be able to have a certain type of “dancing” in his business…wink, wink. Anywho…
While Mr. Dude was waiting, the detective that was working with him stumbled onto a bit of interesting information. Yep, seems Mr. We Should Be Dancing was actually Mr. Illegal Immigrant with an outstanding federal felony warrant on him. Oh yeah. Hilarity ensued as the “mexican jumping bean” was quickly cuffed and whisked away…all to dance another day…south of the border of course.
Could he be any more stupid? We are the police. You are a wanted felon. You came to us and were surprised we caught you. Dumb, dumb, dumb. Bye bye now.