I rear-ended the car in front of me. I admit that I was at fault. So, we both pull over to the side of the road, and slowly the driver of the car I hit gets out of his car.
You know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life sometimes seems like suddenly funny? Well, the driver of the car I hit as you can see is a dwarf.
He gets out of his car and I get out of my car. He is frowning and scowling and he storms over to me. Right up close to me he looks up in my face and says, “I AM NOT HAPPY!”
Now Officer I don’t know what possessed me, but I looked down at him and said, “Well, if you’re not Happy…which one are you?”
And that’s when the fight started!
Thanks to Kellie for the funny!!